The Real Truth

My sister sent this to me and I thought it was a little funny...


Eve's Chat with God - The Real Truth

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem,Eve?" "I know that you created me and
provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well
as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that
Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm
sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a
solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that
Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat
and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger,
faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way
that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel
in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as
smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds
great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch
Lord?"

"Well,...you can have him on one condition." "And what's that
Lord? " "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...so you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first.
And it will have to be our little secret...you know, woman to woman."